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Like Drinking A Pillow: Smirnoff Fluffed Marshmallow Vodka Review
I accidentally just drank half a fifth of vodka on a Monday night. I’m exaggerating, as always. It was split between a Monday and Tuesday… …but I was at home by myself both nights watching lame TV. By the way, when did Gossip Girl get boring? Like I want to kick up my heels after »
Marshmallow Products that Don’t Contain Marshmallows
and other wholesome things. It’s hard to become a chic, sophisticated French Woman Who Doesn’t Get Fat when your heart really belongs to hydrogenated oils. I enjoy a piece of fruit on occasion, but honestly: my insides are comprised completely of sugary, starchy bad-for-you-ness. I have shortbread bones, wussy Peeps muscles, a Twinkie heart »
