Archive of ‘News’ category
You Might Unknowingly Be Hurting Your Dog.
^..^ I’m sure you love your dog–you better. You probably care for their health, feed them, play with them, take them to the park and buy them those dog antler headbands and stockings of treats at Christmas time. But some things you’re doing unknowingly might actually be hurting fluffy’s feelings, paws or internal organs. Here […] Read more…
Alyssa: I Have Bad Taste In Music
As you prepare to read a blog about how music has influenced a writer, I’m sure you are setting your eyes to 9 p.m. to begin their exaggerated roll. (Claire Sidebar: What the hell is that album cover about?) I don’t blame you- pretentious music people have always ruined any chance for me to get […] Read more…
Can We All Just Neuter and Spay Our Dogs Already?
Bob Barker was onto something. Is anybody else plagued by a constant Facebook Newsfeed stream of upsetting dog photos? These Facebook pages of E-listed puppies are ripping out my soul. How are there even unwanted dogs in the world? If my dog Goose had puppies I would keep them ALL in my basement before I’d send them […] Read more…
Lisa Leuschner Was Robbed: American Idol Lost Souls
My appetite for Lisa Leuschner vengeance is with me for life. I often find myself asking “what is Ryan Starr doing right now?” It’s a little hard not to reminisce about people I spend hours voting for you watch on TV. I envision an American Idol graveyard somewhere where they all lie, buried. Preserved. It hurts me to think […] Read more…
Obsessive Repulsive Disorder: I Am Obsessed With Lou Pearlman
Let me explain. No really, read this entire article before you judge. Lou Pearlman, the man I just can’t get off my mind. OK, I am not actually wanting to jump this man’s bones right now. Obviously. That was a shameless title meant to get you to click the link. BUT. I am obsessed with looking at […] Read more…
The Ten Best Worst Songs In My iTunes
I’m kind of known for my terrible taste in music. Whenever somebody needs me at work and comes over to my desk, I get agitated. Not because I don’t want to deal with whatever they’re asking me about. Because I don’t want them to know I’m wired into a big fat playlist of K.D. Lang. […] Read more…
How To Defy The PMS Monster
Guys, go read ESPN or something for a minute. Ok I have a friend (unfortunately she must remain anonymous) who once famously said to me while we were working out: “We need to go now, my uterus is going to explode.” Hilarious. Not to mention awesome, I got out of exercising without getting all mad […] Read more…
QUARTER-LIFE CRISIS: I’m 27. Should I just give up?
Don’t read this if you’re young and optimistic about the rest of your life. Our best days are behind us. We really do peak at like 22, when we’re in college. We are at our most attractive, our reasoning skills are at their best, cool new brands care about marketing to us. That is so freaking […] Read more…
The Worst Thing I Ever Said
OMGGGGgggugshoshgh;uhgheahhshshshhshshaaaaaa OH.MY.GOD. Have you ever said something super-cringeworthy, at exactly the wrong moment, in front of exactly the wrong person? You better have. I’m about to tell you a Ben Stiller movie, PAINFULLY awkwardly ridiculous horror story. This happened like 5 years ago and I still think about it at least once a week. For realsies! […] Read more…