Archive of ‘Media’ category

Claire on XOJane.com!

My XOJane stalking finally paid off. I’m totally obsessed with this site, you guys. I read it constantly. It’s consistently hilarious, not anything like that filler, recycled, boringass SEO-farming crap we’ve all grown accustomed to. When they tweeted that they were looking for a tech contributor, I e-mailed them my tech samples in 2 seconds […] Read more…

Did the Excedrin Commercial Starring Elizabeth Moss Scar You?

I meant to write “Did the Excedrin Commercial Starring Elizabeth Moss Scare You” but “scar” is probably more fitting. I can’t even look at it. What emotion are these scary eyes supposed to be conveying? What do you think the script said? Can somebody, just, talk to me about this? It’s haunting my days and […] Read more…

How to Get the Casey Anthony Look

Poor Casey Anthony. She’s heartbroken! If you don’t know Casey Anthony, where have you been? This century’s little Roxie Hart has charmed the nation, and justice was served on July 5, 2011 when it was revealed that America’s Sweetheart was innocent as suspected. Surprisingly, the actual murder trial took a backseat to the media’s obsession […] Read more…

How to Become Kimberly Kardashian

Your dreams will come true if you follow this step-by-step guide. This could be you! Love them or hate them, it’s hard not to want to be an over-the-top, self-indulgent, “largely vulgar” Kardashian. They’ve become well-known for sitting around on their asses and they somehow have a reputation for being uber attractive when they are […] Read more…