Archive of ‘Flair’ category

H.Bloom: A Real Man’s Valentine’s Gift

A bundle of red roses on Valentine’s Day is an afterthought-ey, vacant, vaguely sleazy gesture, if you ask me.  These are much better. I’d rather not receive a bouquet red roses. For me, they drum up images of mean men apologizing to girlfriends for that hothead tirade at Pep Boys, or something. Smart gentlemen know […] Read more…

NOT MY FAULT: I Have A $95 Candle

I was trapped into buying it.  You guys, I can’t even burn it. OK, so I was totally tricked into buying a $95 Frederic Malle candle at an event and I’m pretending right now that I’m mad about it because my Dad is probably reading. I’m outraged! What a WASTE of money! We are in a reCESSion! […] Read more…

Do you ever feel like a Sims character?

Or did I just spend too many hours with this thing? Before you start reading this article, click play on this YouTube: (I hum the soundtrack frequently. If you are nostalgic for this [I know you are] check this out- the ENTIRE Sims soundtrack is on iTunes, and is just as fantastic as you remember: The […] Read more…

Embarass Yourself Faster with Silver Champagne Straws

Gather round, it’s time for an embarassing story! It’s funny how fast a classy glass of Champagne turns not-so-classy. I have a hilarrrrious story to tell you about this time I a friend of mine had a wild Champagne rumpus. Ok, so I she was at this event this one time at the W Scottsdale, […] Read more…

Do it! Fake Bachelor Party

By far the easiest way to get unwarranted attention My friends and I were totally had a few months ago by what was the stupidest and most genius ploy I’ve ever seen. Listen to this. We were out for the evening at Narcisse Champagne lounge in Scottsdale for my friend Stacy’s birthday, and we spotted […] Read more…

It Sounds Bad, But Massage Your Dog

Here’s hoping for a happy ending. Is this dog porn? Isn’t it weird that she made eye contact with the camera like that? She is an angel about 80% of the time. Just look at that photo. But when she’s not lounging around like a Penthouse Pet she gets bored easily, and her boredom is […] Read more…

Crafts on Shrooms: What the Hell, Japan?

More than anything, I wish I had a Japanese mind. The Japanese are famous for thinking in a fourth dimension as far as pop culture and merchandise are concerned. Some perverse gene they have allows them to dream up toys, characters, and unbelievable crap on a whole different frequency. I’m jealous. Ever since I visited […] Read more…