Archive of ‘Fashion’ category

Is New York Fashion Week Over Yet? #nyfw

Make-believe time is over. I used to get excited to patrol Style.com for fashion week photos. See where fashion is heading, try to replicate Gucci-esque waves, check in on the latest DVF or what-have-you. Now, I’m doing everything I can to escape the surrounding nonsense. These days, Fashion Week is all about posers. And I mean […] Read more…

Want Attention? Buy This Hat.

Brace yourself. Things are about to get annoying. Drunk shopping happens sometimes, and it rarely ends in a good place. I’ve drunk bought tons of junky “OMG THATS SO FUNNY” things on the Urban Outfitters bookshelves after afternoons at Frog n Firkin, I’ve bought countless things at Saks during their Champagne-spiked special events that I […] Read more…

Fur is Fabulous, Because it Was Once a Fabulous Animal

Fur, like smoking, looks way cooler than it actually is. Don’t worry, there are no horrifying PETA photos or vids in this post. I can’t even Google Image that shiz, I would cry for a week and TJ is already bored of hearing about my animal sensitivities (not to mention how worked up I get about this really […] Read more…

Look like an AllSaints Model for Basically Free

Have you ever heard of AllSaints Spitalfields? Until recently I hadn’t, so for once I’m not going to judge you. Like you could pull off a fauxhawk and man boots with a bejeweled dress. AllSaints is basically this awesome, upscale store that’s been opening throughout the US (London import). It has a really unique I-just-pulled-this-rugged-leather-jacket-out-of-a-trunk-in-this-warehouse-I-just-happened-to-be-in-this-afternoon-while-I-was-wayfaring aesthetic, […] Read more…

NOT SPONSORED: Sexiest Ice Cream Ever

Contrary to popular belief, the Royal Wedding is not the biggest thing to come out of the UK this year. So, ladies and gents, prepare yourself for the Next Big Thing: Double Caramel Fantasy Has anybody had a Magnum Ice Cream Bar while overseas? They came to America from the U.K. this March, and are […] Read more…

Have You Ever Had a Nuclear Shopping Meltdown (NSM)?

If you think I’m shallow stop reading now because this article will make it worse. The inverse of an exhilarating, soaring Shopping High (SH) is the Nuclear Shopping Meltdown (NSM). Everybody knows what a Shopping High is. Examples of Shopping Highs include: Supernatural shoe finds at Last Chance Trying on and buying the perfect wedding dress Purchasing […] Read more…

That’s Enough, Forever 21.

Or as my friend Erin calls it: Forever Trash I am running out of clothes. OK that’s an exaggeration, I do have some nice shiz to wear. But for the most part? I own disposable clothing from Forever 21 and H&M that lasts for 24 hours. Like, the kind you wear until it has a […] Read more…

Kelly Bundy: Unlikely Slutty Fashion Icon of 2011

Today’s fashionistas are becoming white trash bimbos, and I couldn’t be happier So the world is infatuated with 90’s fashion. But not all 90’s fashion. Clarissa, Blossom and Kurt Cobain are out, and this iconic hussy has become the fashion icon of Summer 2011.  My mom was so afraid I’d turn into Kelly Bundy. I […] Read more…

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