Archive of ‘Beauty’ category

Yes, My Dog Has $50 Dog Perfume #Scottsdale

Several years ago at my job in publishing, I was asked to approach a dog store in Scottsdale that was way past-due on their advertising invoices to get that nonsense closed out. It wasn’t my job and this owner was majorly avoiding us, so I was told if I could get her to give us […] Read more…

Can’t Even Conceal My Love for Clé de Peau Beauté

Don’t get too excited, I’ll probably neglect my blog again when nobody comments on this post. Just chilling on my balcony with my dog and flower crown like a free spirit. So, I get a several weekly “I miss your blog posts” complaints, so I thought I’d fire up the ol’ WordPress to tell you about […] Read more…

My Hair and Face Think It’s Summer

Let’s pretend! I love fake graphic designing. OK, so it’s February 23 and supposedly snowing in Chicago. I don’t know- I don’t look outside really, unless I’m walking somewhere, and today I’ve been on my computer for like, long enough to throw a clot. What I do know: I haven’t sat by a pool in […] Read more…

Badass Hair Tips from My Stylist Asif Rajan

I knew I’d like my new hairdresser Asif when he said “I don’t like when hair looks too healthy. It’s boring.”  This is a photo I took without permission from deep within his Facebook albums.  He also told me not to get the requisite midwestern North Face sleeping bag jacket because they’re “so ugly” and […] Read more…

“Moisturizer Blows” – Some Dermatologist

Tubs of creme are whack.  What a colossal waste of time. When I was in college, we had some badass dermatologist come into our sorority for a chapter enrichment meeting and tell us that no, there is not one moisturizer in the world, no matter how rare and expensive, that would ever make a difference […] Read more…

George Washington-Chic: Powder Your Hair

I don’t think you really get how awesome hair powder is. You all know George Washington, but did you know how fashion-forward his triangle-shaped ‘do is? He may have had wooden teeth, but that is some hot hair. OK, it’s a little white for all of our tastes. I get it. BUT. Hair powder is […] Read more…

The Best Lip Gloss of All Time

Yes, this entire article is about one lip gloss. Be honest, you love it. :: imagine the sound of singing angels :: I’m sure you’re not impressed. Why should you be? A good 99% of lip gloss is just raspberry-scented Vaseline. Well, I did some Wikipedia-ing scienfitic research on lip gloss, and here are some […] Read more…

I’m OLD! Also: Creme De La Mer for $5

My beauty is fading, but Creme De La Mer’s $5 twin will help I never thought I’d get fine lines. Why? I grew up in Oregon where it’s sunny 2 months a year and UV rays don’t exist I don’t typically smile I never go outside I use SPF 70 daily Unfortunately, I underestimated one […] Read more…

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