World’s Sickest Loaf

OMG Claire is writing about food again? Wow, she must’ve really let herself go. Well maybe I have. So what? In case you hadn’t heard, I’m 27 and nothing matters anymore. I am going to an Oregon Ducks tailgate tomorrow any my mom has the dopest bread recipe in existence from her friend Kim’s friend’s […]


Yes, My Dog Has $50 Dog Perfume #Scottsdale

Several years ago at my job in publishing, I was asked to approach a dog store in Scottsdale that was way past-due on their advertising invoices to get that nonsense closed out. It wasn’t my job and this owner was majorly avoiding us, so I was told if I could get her to give us […]


How to Tone Your Arms Like a Lazy Slob/Snob

I was digging in my closet recently and found a beach bag of 150 thongs from 2007. Literally. Making it rain day-glo lace over here. I also found my first designer handbag ever (Louis Vuitton Speedy 30), which I bought in 2006 mid-boom when logos were all that mattered. I think I wore these with […]


Can’t Even Conceal My Love for Clé de Peau Beauté

Don’t get too excited, I’ll probably neglect my blog again when nobody comments on this post. Just chilling on my balcony with my dog and flower crown like a free spirit. So, I get a several weekly “I miss your blog posts” complaints, so I thought I’d fire up the ol’ WordPress to tell you about […]


My Hair and Face Think It’s Summer

Let’s pretend! I love fake graphic designing. OK, so it’s February 23 and supposedly snowing in Chicago. I don’t know- I don’t look outside really, unless I’m walking somewhere, and today I’ve been on my computer for like, long enough to throw a clot. What I do know: I haven’t sat by a pool in […]


Badass Hair Tips from My Stylist Asif Rajan

I knew I’d like my new hairdresser Asif when he said “I don’t like when hair looks too healthy. It’s boring.”  This is a photo I took without permission from deep within his Facebook albums.  He also told me not to get the requisite midwestern North Face sleeping bag jacket because they’re “so ugly” and […]


Designer Dorkwear: Mark by Mark Zuckerberg Shirts

Nerd Alert!   I really don’t have a huge post to write about this. It kind of speaks for itself. Now you can wear designer shirts, robes, totes, socks, sweats and other paraphernalia that honors/makes fun of everyone’s favorite pocket nerd, Mark Zuckerberg: Mark By Mark Zuckerberg (Note: originally found here, but this was so hilare I had to spread […]


You Might Unknowingly Be Hurting Your Dog.

^..^ I’m sure you love your dog–you better. You probably care for their health, feed them, play with them, take them to the park and buy them those dog antler headbands and stockings of treats at Christmas time. But some things you’re doing unknowingly might actually be hurting fluffy’s feelings, paws or internal organs. Here […]

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